Cape Breton Style
A Cape Bretoner visited a brothel in Toronto and decided to approach a prostitute.
He asked her, how much do you charge for the hour?
$100, she replied.
Do you do Cape Breton style?
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, I'll pay you $300 to do it Cape Breton style.
Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down the final offer; I'll give you $500 to go Cape Breton style with me! What do you say?
Finally she agrees thinking; well I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdo's from all over the world. How bad could Cape Breton style be?
After several intense hours of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, that was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.Where does the 'Cape Breton style' come in?
The Caper opened a beer, took a BIG swig, and replied, I'll pay you next week when I gets me pogey."
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He asked her, how much do you charge for the hour?
$100, she replied.
Do you do Cape Breton style?
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, I'll pay you $300 to do it Cape Breton style.
Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down the final offer; I'll give you $500 to go Cape Breton style with me! What do you say?
Finally she agrees thinking; well I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdo's from all over the world. How bad could Cape Breton style be?
After several intense hours of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, that was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.Where does the 'Cape Breton style' come in?
The Caper opened a beer, took a BIG swig, and replied, I'll pay you next week when I gets me pogey."
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posted by a-fire-fly at 6:57 PM
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