Wow

The conversation could go something like this:
(the 4 year old girl)

"Mom, why doesn't that lady have a shirt on?"
"Well, she is protesting the treatment of circus elephants."
"Don't elephants get shirts?"

(or the 11 year old boy)

"Cool, that lady doesn't have a shirt on! Drive around the block!"

(Both kids)

"Mom, you told us if we run around naked the cops would come give us a ticket!"