154 things because I haven’t traveled out of the US and a couple others were kinda stupid.

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink--damn right I have. Luckily, there weren’t many folks in there.
02. Climbed a mountain--many of them
03. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive-- never, although I want to.
04. Been inside the Great Pyramid-- no, but I want to.
05. Held a tarantula.—Oh hell no.
06. Taken a candlelit bath with someone--Nope.
07. Said ˜I love you" and meant it--- yes.
08. Hugged a tree—Possibly, for support, but not because I had feelings for the tree
09. Done a striptease-- Heh. Possibly.
10. Bungee jumped--Nope, and I don't want to.
11. Watched a lightning storm at sea—Nope, and I don’t wanna
12. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise—Oh, yeah, many times.
13. Seen the Northern Lights-- Yep.
14. Gone to a huge sports game—No.
15. Grown and eaten my own vegetables--Yes. Plenty of them.
16. Slept under the stars-- Too many times to remember.
17. Changed a baby's diaper-- Yes. Didn't like doing it, but I did it.
18. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon--No.
19. Watched a meteor shower-- WOW! Several times.
20. Gotten drunk on champagne-- Yes.
21. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope--Yes.
22. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment--No. Not really a giggler.
23. Had a food fight—No, unless whipped cream counts as food.
24. Bet on a winning horse--Yes.
25. Taken a sick day when you're not ill-- I plead the 5th.
26. Asked out a stranger—Not that I can remember
27. Had a snowball fight-- Of course.
28. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier—No
29. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can--Yeah.
30. Held a lamb-- yes.
31. Taken a midnight skinny dip-- Once.
32. Taken an ice cold bath--Yeah, see #37.
33. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar-- Yeah.
34. Seen a total eclipse-- Yeah.
35. Rode on a roller coaster—NO!
36. Hit a home run--Yes.
37. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking? Yeah
38. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors—Sorta-what is considered an ancestor?
39. Visited all 50 states--Nope.
40. Loved your job for all accounts—Working on that.
41. Taken care of someone who was shit faced-- Yes.
42. Had enough money to be truly satisfied-- Yes.
43. Stolen a sign-- I plead the 5th.
44. Taken a road-trip-- Yeah. MANY of them.
45. Rock climbing--Yep.
46. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice—Nope
47. Midnight walk on the beach—Depends on what constitutes “Beach”
48. Sky diving-- No, and I never will jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
49. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love--Nope.
50. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them--Yes.
51. Bench pressed your own weight-- Nope.
52. Milked a cow--Yeah.
53. Alphabetized your CD’s—No.
54. Pretended to be a superhero-- Yeah, with my kid.
55. Sung karaoke—Sorta.
56. Lounged around in bed all day—Not all day. But a good part of a day.
57. Posed nude in front of strangers-- Nope.
58. Scuba diving--No. But I want to.
59. Got it on to Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye--No.
60. Kissed in the rain--Of course.
61. Played in the mud--Damn Right.
62. Played in the rain--Damn Right.
63. Gone to a drive-in theater--Yeah.
64. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it.--Yep.
65. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to known about your blog has discovered your blog--Yep.
66. Started a business--Yes?
67. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken--No.
68. Toured ancient sites--Kinda.
69. Taken a martial arts class--No.
70. Swordfought for the honor of a woman--No.
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight--No.
72. Gotten married.
73. Crashed a party-- Who? Me?
74. Loved someone you shouldn't have-- Nope.
75. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy--I think so.
76. Gotten divorced--No
77. Had sex at the office--Never.
78. Gone without food for 5 days--No. Don’t plan on it either.
79. Made cookies from scratch--Yep.
80. Won first prize in a costume contest--No.
81. Gotten a tattoo--No.
82. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on—Yes.
83. Rafted the Snake River—No and I don’t plan on it. Now fishing the Snake can happen.
84. Been on television news programs as an "expert"—Sorta.
85. Got flowers for no reason-- No, but I have sent flowers for no reason.
86. Got so drunk you don't remember anything--I don't remember doing that.
87. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug--nope
88. Performed on stage---Hell no.
89. Recorded music-- Nope
90. Eaten shark--Yes.
91. Had a one-night stand---BWHAHAHAHA!!! No. Never.
92. Seen Siouxsie live--Never heard of whoever that it.
93. Bought a house—Just one.
94. Been in a combat zone—No.
95. Buried one/both of your parents-- No.
96. Been on a cruise ship--No, not yet.
97. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone--Yes.
98. Bounced a check--I may have, but it was the banks fault. Really.
99. Read - and understood - your credit report—Yeah, that’s a good time.
100. Raised children-- Well, I’m trying.
101. Created and named your own constellation of stars--That's just ridiculous.
102. Found out something significant that your ancestors did--Yes.
103. Called or written your Congress person--Yes.
104. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over--Yep
104. ...more than once? - More than thrice?—Just twice.
105. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking--Hell, yes!
106. Had an abortion or your female partner did—Hell no.
107. Had plastic surgery--No
108. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived—Ah, sorta!
109. Wrote articles for a large publication—No
110. Lost over 100 pounds--Hell, no.
111. Held someone while they were having a flashback—Not exactly.
112. Piloted an airplane--No.
113. Broken someone's heart-- Yes.
114. Helped an animal give birth--Yes.
115. Been fired or laid off from a job---Nope.
116. Won money on a T.V. game show--No.
117. Broken a bone-- Yes
118. Rode on a motorcycle--Yes.
119. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph—Pretty likely.
120. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced-- Only by surgeons.
121. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol-- BWHAHAHA!!! Of course not.
122. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild--- Yes.
123. Rode a horse—Many times.
124. Had major surgery--- Is two C sections "major?"
125. Had sex on a moving train-- Not yet.
126. Had a snake as a pet—No.
127. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours--I don't remember. I was asleep.
128. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days--No.
129. Eaten kangaroo meat--Not yet.
130. Eaten sushi-- No.
131. Had your picture in the newspaper--- Yes, a few times.
132. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime—No.
133. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about--Yes.
134. Gotten someone fired for their actions---Yes.
135. Gone back to school--No.
136. Parasailed--No
137. Changed your name-- Does being "firefly" count?
138. Petted a cockroach--FUCK NO!!!
139. Eaten fried green tomatoes—No, and I don’t want to.
140. Read The Iliad-- Yes. and The Odyssey, too.
141. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read--No. Didn’t miss one.
142. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them--No.
143. ...and got 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you--No.
144. Taught yourself an art from scratch—depends on what is considered “an art”.
145. Killed and prepared an animal for eating--Yes.
146. Skipped all your school reunions--Yes. And I'll probably skip the rest of them.
147. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language--Yes.
148. Been elected to public office--No.
149. Written your own computer language-- HELL NO!
150. Built your own PC from parts--No.
151. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you--No. Well, maybe sorta.
152: Dyed your hair--Yes.
153: Been a DJ--No
154: Been arrested---I plead the 5th.