Me and the Boy, driving down the street by the courthouse.
"Hey, Lady Liberty is back up, cool."
"Yeah, they put her up last week."
(stop at red light)
"Hey, that Lady sherriff right there took my beer away one night!"
"Were you drinking and driving Mom?"
"No, but we were too young to drink. Don't do that, I don't want you to get in trouble."
"Did you get in trouble Mom?"
"Not for drinking, but I kinda smarted off to the cop, and she did not care for it much. I was a real smart ass when I was younger. Good thing I'm not like that anymore."
Hysterical laughter from the 11 year old boy.